tomoosetheallconsuming:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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this is ireland.
of course this is fucking ireland.
we are completely unable to not live up to stereotypes

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(via hahahowaboutno)

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

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overlypolitebisexual:

"just being a dude haha wearing my meggings to broga gonna take the brobus to dudesville with my boys haha no homo bro did i mention i am a man"

(via lasagnanipples)

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

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hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

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cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(via magnusbanesadopteddaughter)

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(via eggchairsittything)

wendycorduroy:

ohyeeeahman:

adventureiwillalwaysseek:

orange is the new black solving world problems

I had this exact conversation with my friend and her mom when I was like 14. They still don’t believe me.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY SPEND THE WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT THIS BEFORE SOPHIA GIVES THEM A MIRROR AND SEX ED LESSONS

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lumos5001:

is this what a comic con is like?

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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

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perlockholmes:

THERE IT IS